Candy Kirby

Writer. Possessor of funny-sounding name.

Los Angeles, CA

Humor columnist and content strategist for Redbook, eHow, Nickelodeon's NickMom, Disney and Reductress. Founder of The NewsFlasher and Mother Humor Media. "Smug white liberal," according to alt-right blog that gets me.

Candy Kirby

Writer. Possessor of funny-sounding name.

Los Angeles, CA

Wow! President Trump’s Stellar Physical Exam Results Land Him Cover of Men’s Health
President Trump recently underwent his first physical examination as president, and the 71-year-old apparently is as healthy as a horse! The White House physician said the president received a perfect score on a cognitive test designed to screen for neurological impairment and his health was “excellent,” with mostly normal results on a battery of tests and examinations.
We Only Speak to Our Three-Year-Old in Hashtags at Home. This is Why.
Ever since Aspen was born, we’ve only spoken to her in hashtags. #GotMilk. #STFUMommyandDaddyHaventSleptin72Hours. Like so many first-generation Twitter users in the United States, my native language is Late 20th Century English Internet Slang. My husband and I agree that complete sentences will soon become obsolete, and we don’t want Aspen to be hindered at school with multi-word communication.
Dear Fake News Media: Here’s a List of Trump’s Accomplishments You Should Be Covering
Today, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who loves her job…. …totally schooled CNN’s resident rabble-rouser Jim Acosta when he had the nerve to ask if President Trump, who’d merely suggested the Senate Intelligence Committee investigate media outlets he considers “fake,” values the First Amendment as much as he values the Second Amendment?”.
LEAKED: Draft Trump Tweets Commemorating MLK Day
A source in the Trump camp has released the draft messages the president was considering posting in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. As you’ll see, Trump sets a tremendous example for how to commemorate the revered civil rights icon with grace and respect.
How French Girls Make the Most of Tiny Parisian Penises
It’s no secret that French girls know how to make the most out of anything. They can transform a cramped apartment into the Taj Majal. They can turn a head full of frizz into “model off-duty” hair. They make a meal out of a baguette and a chunk of cheese without gaining a pound. But what about microscopic dicks?
Hot Flashes: GOP Passes Tax Plan, Kim Jong-un Goes Grinch and Catt Sadler Leaves E! Over Pay Disparity
Exposing the news with humor. Now with more flashiness!
Time Magazine Made a Big Mistake with Its ‘Person of The Year’ Issue. Yuge.
Time magazine has a dumb contest every year, the most dumb thing you can imagine, it’s called Person of the Year. Personally, I couldn’t care less because I’m a very important person who’s definitely NOT Donald Trump with more important things to care about, but some people do, which is the only reason I’m talking about it.
Adding Our Own Touch to Trump’s “Real News” Propaganda Series [WATCH]
Trump recently launched what he calls a “Real News” series — or what others call “state-owned, horn-tooting, North Korea-esque, freaky-as-hell propaganda nonsense” — which is anchored by Eric Trump’s wife, Lara, and Kellyanne Conway 2.0, Kayleigh McEnany. Kayleigh’s first video was a cute effort, but we’ve added our own graphics to really make it pop.
Recipe: Donald Trump Pumpkin Pie
Happy National Pie Day! What better way to celebrate this important holiday than by baking a pumpkin pie that emulates our president? 2 eggs that can be cracked as easily as the president’s fragile ego. 1 can pumpkin puree whose color provides the inspiration for the level of the president’s spray tan.
Tremendous News: Betsy DeVos is One Step Closer to Protecting Our Children from Grizzly Bears!
Despite Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos’s performance at her confirmation hearing, which was called “horribly embarrassing,” “stunningly bad” and a “TOTAL SH*T SHOW” — and those were the kinder reviews — a Senate committee today voted to advance her nomination. As you can imagine, Trump was pleased — as well he should be!
The Treasury Secretary’s Wife Is Better Than You! A Picture Story.
Louise is a 36-year-old former actress known for illustrious roles such as “Gorgeous Woman” in a Heineken short. Louise wrote a “white savior” memoir about her time in Africa as a teenager. Turns out, Louise made it up. Louise had to pull the self-published book. Louise is now the third wife of her second husband, U.S.
Megyn and Jane: A Picture Story
Megyn Kelly lashed out at Jane Fonda on Monday, inspiring our fun picture story, “Megyn and Jane.”.

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A television writer and humor columnist for outlets such as Redbook, eHow, Nickelodeon, HelloGiggles and Disney, Candy previously was a professional job hopper in Corporate America, having worked at a top public relations agency in New York City, as well as in brand management for the Fortune 50 Company, Boeing, in Seal Beach, Calif. She then took the next logical step in her marketing career to become a staff writer for the CBS daytime drama, “The Bold and the Beautiful,” where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines.

Candy has a master of science degree from Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism, just outside of Chicago. Born and raised in another major city, Mechanicsburg, Pa., Candy now resides in Los Angeles with Mr. Candy, their two young kids, and their ridiculously fluffy cats, Lucy, Lola and Larry.